tarotdactylskittles:

within-a-world-of-my-own:

disneymonde:

disneymonde:

if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.

WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES

BECAUSE ALL OF US WOULD DO IT.

boyofficial:

"I don’t ship Haruhi with anyone cause she’s a girl"

"You can’t ship her with him, he’s obviously gay!"

"I don’t like OHSHC because it isn’t yaoi"

"I only ship male!Haruhi with people"

KISS KISS SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

stuckinabucket:

pyrrhiccomedy:

I wanted to see if this was an actual real thing that had happened, because, you know, we’ve had all-glass skyscrapers for ages, and I’ve never heard of this happening before.

It is. Of course the problem isn’t the building’s glass exterior. It’s that it’s curved:

Which is incredible because anyone with a rudimentary grasp of physics could have told them that this would happen:

So in addition to being heavy-handed satire about first world excess, it’s also a pretty on-point reminder of another way we’re going wrong: resurgent anti-intellectualism means that fewer and fewer people are consulting with or listening to scientists.

Anyway, back to your joke.

Man, there was some architect who did this in the Sunbelt in the US, and before they built it, everyone was like “No, bro.  You can’t do this.  There’s gonna come a time of day when the focus is going to be enough for shit in the Cone of Death to literally spontaneously combust.”

So long story short, the compromise was the Architect McDude sacrificed his artist vision just enough so that the Cone of Death became the Cone of Great Discomfort, and the patch of sidewalk and street affected by it shoots from like 90 to 130 for something like fifteen, twenty feet at the wrong time of day.

otterqueer:

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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i laughed way too hard at this

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

nagisaamomoe:

mariowiki:

Someone took pictures of us sticking boob inserts onto our hotel window then driving over them with a Donkey Kong monster truck

never let this die

timetoturnonthelight:

magicbuffet:

unic0rnbutt:

flowury:

Eyebrow Tutorial: Faded Pencil Technique +

this is erotic

uhhh….

i’m having heart palpitations

Brow game is a fucking art. Jesus.

"it’s been four years and i haven’t
written a single poem, my boyfriend
asks if this is how i’ve always been,
he describes me as a wildfire, i
laugh and wear lipstick and buy
expensive perfumes and drink
champagne and let electricity spill
from my wrists like oil, i vacuum
two, three - sometimes four times
a day, my therapist says that’s not
a healthy way of dealing with loss
but i tell him that neither are pills,
sometimes he asks me about you,
i say you tasted like the sun and
touched me like i was the moon, it’s
all very sad, you know? the entire
dying part? it’s all very sad, i say,
some days i don’t want to get up,
on Sundays i watch the clock, i cook
potatoes and steak for dinner, he tells
me he likes my dresses and my pink
lipstick and especially when i read
him poetry, i don’t feel guilty when
he thinks they’re about him, i do feel
guilty that they’re always about you"
— i’m sorry it had to end like this  (via irynka)
thewicked-eternity