Little Groot dancing

nikktheconqueerer:

YOU GUYS CANT EVEN FUCKING WAIT 5 DAYS TO MAKE THIS JOKE JESUS

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

urocy0n:

Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)

urocy0n:

Bat-Eared Fox (Otocyon Megalotis)

all-direction-blind:

tenderdean:

how do you act around people who dont like star trek

Follow the prime directive and don’t interfere with underdeveloped societies

foxandink:

I lol’d

foxandink:

I lol’d

cumaeansibyl:

spurlunk:

au where phil coulson is replaced by cobra bubbles

idk wouldn’t Fury hiring his little brother be seen as nepotism

  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying

teal-deer:

Babe did you fall from heaven bc you seem to be a chaotic ever shifting sphere of eyes & wings making a sound not of this earth and I’m kind of hoping God sent you because this is terrifying

faragonart:

"…..Well…. toothless and I got her out of a tree…."

"Who put her there?"

"Uhhhh….. haha…well… crazy thing is… I’m… actually… the one…. who… put her there…."

"….."

-How a talking Fishbone managed to get the girl of his dreams.

pumpkinprincex:

"i’m just being the devil’s advocate" did he send you from hell??????? is he paying you for that job or is part of your punishment for being a terrible human being that you gotta do it for free

thewicked-eternity