Ding dong the witch is dead
Ever read this one fic where you are like:
"I’m going to hell. I am going to hell for this, it doesn’t matter what religion I am. I am going to the deepest darkest pit in hell."
And you just keep on reading because you love it.
"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.
I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit
The Hobbit - An Unexpected Journey - Extended Edition
An unexpected journey in sexuality
What to say during the frick frack
- ooh ahh ahh
- walla walla bing bang
Life is like an ocean. It can be calm and still or rough and rigid. But in the end it’s always beautiful.
IM WHEEZING LAUGHING