if i were on a date and the guy were to say he didn’t like Disney i would look him dead in the eye and be like “in a relationship i need faith, trust” and then i’d open my purse and throw glitter and then whisper “pixie dust” then walk out.
WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
BECAUSE ALL OF US WOULD DO IT.
"I don’t ship Haruhi with anyone cause she’s a girl"
"You can’t ship her with him, he’s obviously gay!"
"I don’t like OHSHC because it isn’t yaoi"
"I only ship male!Haruhi with people"
KISS KISS SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
I wanted to see if this was an actual real thing that had happened, because, you know, we’ve had all-glass skyscrapers for ages, and I’ve never heard of this happening before.
It is. Of course the problem isn’t the building’s glass exterior. It’s that it’s curved:
Which is incredible because anyone with a rudimentary grasp of physics could have told them that this would happen:
So in addition to being heavy-handed satire about first world excess, it’s also a pretty on-point reminder of another way we’re going wrong: resurgent anti-intellectualism means that fewer and fewer people are consulting with or listening to scientists.
Anyway, back to your joke.
Man, there was some architect who did this in the Sunbelt in the US, and before they built it, everyone was like “No, bro. You can’t do this. There’s gonna come a time of day when the focus is going to be enough for shit in the Cone of Death to literally spontaneously combust.”
So long story short, the compromise was the Architect McDude sacrificed his artist vision just enough so that the Cone of Death became the Cone of Great Discomfort, and the patch of sidewalk and street affected by it shoots from like 90 to 130 for something like fifteen, twenty feet at the wrong time of day.
When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester
i laughed way too hard at this
I just found the best Facebook page
Someone took pictures of us sticking boob inserts onto our hotel window then driving over them with a Donkey Kong monster truck
never let this die
Eyebrow Tutorial: Faded Pencil Technique +
this is erotic
i’m having heart palpitations
Brow game is a fucking art. Jesus.